Sometimes I get really low self esteem and I feel like shit and that I can’t accomplish anything but then I realize I could kill a man and suddenly I am all better
we live in a world where an ostrich has a better chance of going on a date with my bias than I do.
This astronomical watch accurately tracks the position of the six planets visible from Earth. You can look down at your wrist at any time and know exactly where you are in the universe. (Also tells the time just in case you wanted that too) See more here
me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class
So I went shopping today and I saw this
and I was like wow finally a magazine doing something right but then I looked closer and I saw this
are those tampons/pads??
It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it.
|reading in head:||i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare|
|reading aloud:||*chokes on spit*|